That Lady Doesn't Like Vans
I was walking around last week when I heard this woman across the street yelling. She was
waving her arms about and appeared to be excited. She calmed down quickly but when she
turned the corner she started yelling and waving again. It was then that I realized that in
both instances there was a van in her vicinity. Only when another van appeared and she
began raving anew did I fully realize that she hated vans.
I love living in the city.